#that's how i roll baybee

[marshmellowtea]

unfortunately for you guys i have started seriously thinking about a munchausen by proxy'd!chris au and i have decided that maybe jonathan could get to be the hero of this specific au.........part of it is that i wanna do more with him in general but there's also the fact that jonathan is canonically a Dad so of the entire cast i think he'd be the one most likely to notice the more subtle things that are off about celia's behavior, her odd calmness at chris's unexplained illness, her weird excitement with each new diagnosis, the way she chatters on with the doctors and nurses when chris is curled up sick in his hospital bed.......it's horrifying to him that she's not more worried, if this were his kid he'd be a complete and utter wreck, and that's what starts to tip him off that Hey maybe something is really fucking wrong here, actually.......

[bluesquirrels]

Damn, its been a long time since i last drew this blorbo huh

[game-boy-pocket]

I think i'm half way through Tears Of The Kingdom, unless there's some major surprises after the four main dungeons.

And I gotta say, I think I might walk away from this game pretty unhappy with the story unless they really clear up some confusion I have... granted, I have not yet found all the "Dragon's Tears" cutscenes and there's still the rest of the main quest, but i'm not expecting it all to fall into place...

Because I expected Skyward Sword to all fall into place by the end cutscene after it confused me, but I just ended the game with a big fat "that's it? This is the game that sets up the entire series?"

The difference here is that Tears of the Kingdom is actually fun to play. So even if I don't enjoy the story as much as other Zelda games, it's still pretty likely in my top 5.

There's still one way to kind of salvage the story. It woudn't make the story that much better for me, but it would prevent me from outright disliking it.

I'm not going to go into details until I actually finish the game though.

[mwahbabe]

drop more loser!Chloe content and my life is urs

loser!chloe headcanons♡

mdni, fluff, switch!chloe, nsfw, cunnilingus(r!recieving) (c!recieving) strap on sex,(r!recieving),(c!recieving),scissoring/tribbing, perv!chloe.

a/n: you got it baybee!! omg i need her so bad it’s not a joke nomo😩

✦ loser! chloe who was so scared to hold your hand when you first started dating, doing that pinky thing, inching it closer to yours while you were sitting together or would brush her hand against yours while you’re walking together.

✦ then hesitantly takes your hand and acts nonchalant until seeing your sweet smile and she gives you a goofy grin.

✦ when you started getting closer and more comfortable around each other she just spoils you.

✦ is such a sweet girl.

✦ we’ve seen how she is with those she cares about and trusts

✦ acts like the badass tough punk lesbian but when seeing a hot chic can’t even form a sentence.

✦ once before she met you ofc when a tatted up girl at a concert wearing little to nothing came to ask her where the bathroom was she was standing there with this dumb look on her face before pointing in the direction of it and then proceeded to walk into someone when she turned back around😭😭

✦ still has her “gee wizz that’s my girlfriend? awesome!” moments when she sees you. especially when you’re undressing or getting ready.

✦ sends you stupid memes while you’re in class/at work

✦ like the ones that are so random and unfunny to the point they are funny😭 and the “feeling sad rn send boob pics” ones.

✦ and she sends you stuff that she thinks you will find funny.

✦ was a weird kid in middle school.

✦ argues with little kids on minecraft servers.

✦ golden retriever gf. she will do anything for you and whenever. oh your dvd players broken? all of a sudden she’s a handywoman. you need a specific snack at 3am when it’s raining? she’s getting in the car.

✦ soooo puppy coded. just- look at her. puppy eyed masc.

✦ the type to burn a cd for you with songs that remind her of you.

✦ has tried to pierce herself but couldn’t handle the pain.

✦ 100% tried to act tough during her tattoo but whimpered the whole time.

✦ definitely watched those creepypasta internet videos when she was 13-14 and max got scared while she pretended they didn’t scare her but couldn’t sleep for weeks.

✦ was secretly a fan of monster high even if she had barbie dolls growing up. thought they were all hot. and def had a crush on clawdeen. cuz she’s a lesbian in love with her bsf? lol get it?

✦ her instagram is probably so empty except for a profile picture of a dumb shark meme she just hasn’t bothered changing. and maybe posts once a month and somehow has lots of followers.

✦ definately loves sharks because they’re “badass and eat people”

✦ but it’s so fitting because they’re actually so misunderstood and seen as mean and aggressive but are mostly just sea puppies

♡

nsfw

✦ loser!chloe who absolutely begs to eat you out. she loves it. will have her face buried between your thighs for hours.

“please babe… c’mon just one more? please?”

✦ gets so carried away she forgets you’re overstimulated, she just enjoys eating your pussy so much.

✦ even came in her pants from your sounds and the taste of you alone.

✦ loves when you ride her face. she doesn’t care if she can’t breathe. just sit on it. breathing is overrated anyway.

✦ loser!chloe who cums too fast during tribbing and has to pull away and eat your pussy a little before putting your leg back over her shoulder so she won’t cum before you.

✦ such a loser she steals stuff of yours, like bracelets, lipgloss, hair ties, …your panties from the laundry hamper.

✦ sniffs them while her fingers are pumping in and out of her cunt that’s embarrassingly soaked. her eyes rolling back as her cunt clamps down on her fingers smelling the fabric before putting it back acting like nothing happened.

✦ SERVICE TOP!!!

✦ loves making you feel good. it’s her purpose. her job. and she’s damn good at it. round after round of turning you into a mess gives her a sense of pride and like she’s doing right and making the love of her life feel good and satisfied.

✦ gets off on you getting off.

✦ if you’re a pillow princess she love love loves you.

✦ lay there and look pretty with your legs spread or over her shoulders orr on your stomach face down ass up while her strap is buried in you? absofuckinglutely.

✦ this girl is a whimperer. idc. she has pretty moans and gets embarrassed by it especially how she moans like she’s the one being pleasured when fucking you.

✦ loserrrr chloe who has wet dreams about you while you’re sleeping next to her and has to rub one out and muffle her moans and whimpers to not wake you.

✦ if you’re more of a dominant person she also loves you.

✦ sub chloe is so needy and such a brat<3

✦ when you eat her out she’s a mess. trying to conceal her moans letting out grunts and covering her mouth until she gets close and these pretty whines and groans come from her as she cums all over your face.

✦ when you first use the strap on her, she gets so flustered at how slutty she sounds as the toy slides in and out of her and the angle you’re fucking her in making her lose her mind.

✦ then will deny anything she said or how she sounded if you bring it up.

“shut up! you’re such an ass.”

✦ yea her loser ass loves you<33

[isekai-crow]

Mashle Ending Cars

My Beetle is a massively certified mechanic in Japan who is a bit of a motorcycle fanatic. (I cannot emphasize how much I am understating the term FANATIC here.)

So naturally since I know nothing about cars and they're tangentially related to motorcycles, I asked him to tell me the names of all the cars in the ending, and he did well.

Mash - Nissan Fair Lady's Z 2008 model - He was able to get this one immediately and was like, "Anyone who knows their cars would know this immediately."

Lance - Beetle thought it was a Mazda RX-8 but it might be an import model - We guessed a Ferrari, but a lot of them have different headlight shapes.

Dot - Jeep Wrangler. Thats it. No numbers for you lmao

Finn - Morgan Plus 4 (had to google this one because too many similar looking classic cars and this STILL doesn't look exactly right.)

Rayne - Rolls Royce Phantom III baybee

I LOVE THAT THE AMES BROS HAVE CLASSIC OLDIE CARS. THEY'RE SO STYLISH. We already know that Finn is the only one in the main group with any sense of style and THIS JUST PROVES IT. I wanna go for a spin with him.

(Also classic cars as SO. FUCKING. EXPENSIVE. to own in Japan. The older your car is the more you pay in taxes. Which I wonder if it means anything here...)

Draco Malfoy Ryoh Grantz- Mercedes-Benz Vision Gran Turismo or one of the other versions. This also took a bit of googling cause he could only pin the Brand Name and not the car itself cause it's too new.

Harry Potter Orter Madl- Ashton Martin Vanquisher (THE NAMING SENSE. DID THEY PICK THIS CAR SOLELY FOR THE NAME VANQUISHER???)

Carpaccio - Porche Boxster - He picked up on the headlights immediately because we had a low budget Porche at one point, inherited from his brother.

Margarette Macaron - BMW r100 - This was of course the fastest on he pinned and AHHH MY BELOVED MARGARETTE they're so cool for riding a motorcycle.

Also.

The Mash's dads on a driving date.

Love that for them. So sweet.

And fucking of course this is a euphamism for magic and MASH IS THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT A DRIVER'S LICENSE SO HE'S PUSHING THE CAR.

AND THAT CAR IS IN PARK AND/OR HAS THE BREAKS ON because of course it fucking does why am I surprised lmao

This song is a banger too. When I get around to it, I wanna do a break down of the lyrics to this and other OPs and EDs.

[thumpypuppy]

hi! i really love your isat stuff, especially all the drumset parts. do you have any tips for writing drumset parts? like in "i wont let you go home" and "how can you help me stardust"?

Yooooo you summoned the black sheep (or I guess crow, more accurately?) of the studio, your very own Sandra Baker!

Let me start off by saying this: Rule of Three, baybee! Don't repeat stuff more than three times. It's not hard-and-fast, but it'll get you there. So like…

A A A B

A A A B

A A A B

C A B D

See? So like on the fourth measure play something different, and then in the scope of four blocks of four measures play that last set of four in a totally different way. It breaks up the monotony and keeps it fresh.

Okay so let's jump into the songs and break some things down.

I won't let you go home is fully unhinged so… we start on some thrash/punk drums, some late 80s metal drum fills, throw in some spicy rides, it's really about carrying the energy of the piece because drums set the tone. Go listen to some 80s metal, listen to the old punk scene, figure out what people were doing when they were reinventing how drums were played, and then take some time studying where all that came from in the first place, from early jazz into the bebop scene, into psychedelic funk and jazz fusion and prog and… you gotta study your music history.

From there we launch into a chill single time beat, we're keeping time real simple on the hat and snare, but there's still a groove in the kicks. It's SO important to keep the groove, especially when you're working with your weird sister who is allergic to writing things in 4/4 most of the time. This part is pretty straight-forward, so the kicks are doing most of the work here adding weird stutters and triplets, and we have some crashes punctuating a few important parts in the music.

At about a minute twenty we drop into some tight punk drums, so very in-the-pocket, closed hats, this time the kick and snare are keeping the obvious time, so we put a little stank on the hat until we open up full-tilt and head into the next section.

Okay the next part I'm sorry not sorry it's just free jazz and I can't explain that. Go listen to like… Weather Report or KoenjiHyakkei or something… because sometimes it's okay to be weird, just have some care and intentionality behind it, like know what you're doing so you can do it wrong the right way, yeah?

Okay next section, the breakdown… so it's like… half-time feel, put an obvious hat smack on the off-beat so we know where that is, and then just kinda go full prog? Big drums, lots of stadium rock fills, but keep that beat so we know when to headbang, right?

Then like leading into ~2:50 we gotta pick it back up, go full classic punk for a minute, so we keep that half-time feel but imply we're ramping with the snare, and then the classic crash mute and a bar of silence before we're back to OY OY OY.

Then we hit a kind of slower fill that drops into this silly blastbeat breakdown where we're doing these nutty kick fills and gravity bomb blastbeat whatever they are snare rolls while keeping the breakdown feel with big crashes.

OKAY so that was a lot. The big takeaway here is this: Go study the history of rock music starting from like… maybe the mid-1930s… and go from there. Also, make sure you keep the groove. You can be weird, just make sure it's obvious when you're supposed to headbang.

As for "How can you help me, Stardust?", I am so sorry not sorry about this. 🤣

So in the first section you'll kinda hear that I played around with the snare placement and almost gave it like a reggaeton or bossa nova feel? You can do that… you just set up this expectation that we're going full punk and then you can drop a samba beat in your metal and like what is anyone gonna do about that? Dance? Enjoy it? Exactly.

Honestly the rest of this song I got nothing to say that I didn't say for the last song, so the takeaway here is just like… you can kinda do whatever if it grooves.

So like… if you're programming drums instead of playing them, picture the kit and how it is or isn't physically possible to play it, etc. Generally speaking you only have a stick in each hand and two feet, so be mindful of that kind of stuff and don't hit like… a snare and a crash and a china all at once…

Also like… a really fun thing I got to do in DOOMTROID was come up with kick patterns for djent sections, so like… maybe we're playing a section in 7/8, so I'd write a kick pattern in 5/8 and let it drift until it came back around, because it makes a fun dynamic pattern, and then we're playing 7/8 but we still gotta groove, so if you play 4 over 7 you get a measure of four hats on the downbeat, but the next measure has three hats on the off beat, so you have this one regular element that keeps a simple beat, you have the snare showing up to tell you that we're in 7/8, but then you have a 5/8 pattern repeating under all of that… and so it's hella fun to just goof around on stuff like that.

So like… even if you're just playing in 4/4 you can do fun stuff like… let's just talk about the snare for a second.

1 & *2* & 3 & *4* &

Basic stuff, snare on the 2 and 4, but can we get spicy?

1 e & a *2* e & *a* 3 e & a *4* e & a

1 e & a 2 *e* & a 3 e & a *4* e *&* a

See? You can do weird stuff, especially if you just play the hat on 1 2 3 4. Play around and make your stuff sound different.

Your homework for this week is to go listen to at least three songs from each decade starting from 1930, make sure you get plenty of bebop, jazz, and prog in there, and then take a song you've already written and change the feel/genre by only changing the drums, and then share it with the class because we all wanna see how great you are.

(The last part is optional based on your comfort level but I'm still gonna low-key bully you into sharing your music because visibility and networking is important in this industry and I definitely wanna give folks a hand up where I can.)

This whole thing would probably better as a video, so if I can catch a minute to stop by the studio maybe I'll stream all this with audio examples.

[kulttuurinkurittama]

Gossips

Arthuriana August of @caer-gai, blood or no

First prompt and I'm already late, but that's how I roll baybee

I feel like Morfydd and Ywain are like the scary twins who know everything about everything around them lol. Ywain is also probably covered in bird shit like 85% of the time, so it's quite bold of him to have long hair.

Been on a botany kick recently so it's probably safe to assume that plants will continue for this challenge. Chose cotton grass for them because it gives kinda weird fae vibes y'know. Also good lord apparently I can only draw Morfydd's face from the front and everything else is off limits:')

[eluminium]

Skizz Week 2, day 1 baybee! Here we go again! Can't wait to see how this one goes. I'm aiming to get all days done this time, but I won't make any promises!

Of course, thank you @skizzlemanweek for organizing this again and creating the prompts!

Prompt 1: Calm / Chaos

"Wow, someone's birthday today or something?"

A soft smile decorates Skizz's face, the dull light of the communicator screen reflecting in his eyes. The player list shows an unusual amount of active hermits but really, he didn't have to check. He feels it in the air, the energy of the server itself shifting and warping the more hermits there are. It's something Skizz has had to grow used to lately. Not since Legacy has he been in a long-term world with anyone but himself, and it is a little jarring to feel that exciting energy a server has when its members are there in droves. Not that he doesn't like it, of course! It's great to feel that unifying energy after so long. He's just rusty at it.

What he's not rusty at though is his hobby of people watching. And if the buzz in the air tells him anything it's that it's high time he park his butt somewhere and take a few moments to look around. With that goal in mind, he closes his communicator and steps out of his crack-placed fort and down onto the staircase ramp. His footsteps echo and bounce around in the cavern below, almost creating the illusion of a marching band following behind.

Above him, a pair of ears perk up at the noise and a muzzle sticks out over the edge of the newly finished pasture. Skizz looks over his shoulder at the sound of hooves and waves to his horse, Breadstick. Breadstick responds with a snort before returning to his previous activity. Which was eating hay.

Skizz rolls his eyes fondly at the attitude before he looks upon the pyramid standing tall before him. His pyramid. His FINISHED pyramid. Pride surges in his chest like a volcano about to explode as his gaze travels from the gloomy dark bottom layer all the way to the pristine top reflecting the sun's light. The smile returns to his face with a vengeance. He made that. He made that with his own two hands! And it doesn't look awful! It looks good! Of course, the inside still needs to be finished, but the exterior-

"AAA!"

He almost trips when the deepslate bridge transitions into a spongey grass path. Luckily he manages to remember how his feet work before he has to eat dirt. He wipes his forehead with a "phew!" before looking back up at the pyramid. Specifically, at the very top.

"Now that's a pretty good spot for watching peeps, don'tcha think?" He says to no one in particular. The very top of the pyramid is made of stairs so sitting there should be pretty easy and relatively comfortable. And it's obviously high up, too!

Now, Skizz is not a man who thinks through all the pros and cons, he'd rather test it out instantly and then make his judgment. So without further thought, he spreads his pristine white wings and summons a few wind charges from his inventory (Rockets are like, so yester-update). With a powerful flap and a few gusts, he launches himself into the air like a firework. The wind ruffles his black and grey locks as he expertly climbs in altitude until he can leisurely glide and land on the tippy top of his pyramid.

"Nailed it! First try!" He pats himself on the back before an unexpected chill travels through his body. Not only is the air around him colder, but the quartz under him is too! When he sits down, he yelps at the temperature difference. What's this dark magic?!

…He facepalms. It's colder because he's higher up. And quartz is white. He even pointed out the top's reflectiveness less than five minutes ago! How could he already have forgotten? His eyes close and he can't help but laugh at himself because really, who else would be that much of a moron?

"Well, some things change, some things stays the same! I'll just have to use my butt warmth." He shrugs cheerfully as he wraps his wings around himself like a blanket.

Now snuggly cocooned in his own body heat after having put a point in the "con" column of this spot, Skizz finally looks out over the landscape before him.

And his jaw drops.

It's gorgeous. A mix of serene nature and player-made beauty, like an improvised yet enchanting dance between the server and its inhabitants. Buildings, organics, and terraformed terrain bleeding into the naturally created while still bearing the marks of the hands that made them possible made them real. He has to catch his breath for a second, internally kicking himself for not noticing the view sooner. Yeah, okay, he was busy building, but come on! This is so pretty! From Gem's quiet fishing village on the river to Tango's magnificently complex house behind him ("not a builder" his ass-) to the painting-worthy Post Office in the distance. Even Pixelpulse Valley on his right, with its intentional exclusion of nature, fits perfectly. If he really focuses, he can see glimpses of Joel's masterful and tightly packed city nestled against Magic Mountains cliffside.

The sight is so easy on the eyes it forces Skizz to stop. To really take in what he's seeing. It would be beyond wasteful to not live in the moment right now! To not acknowledge the calm breeze brushing through his hair and feathers and across his bare arms. To not bathe in the midday sun's rays like a very happy lizard. To not listen to the faraway placing of blocks echoing between hills and not smell the fresh humid air that carries just the slightest scent of redstone.

It's serene up here, and a calm Skizz hasn't felt in a long time settles comfortably in his bones like a soft yet heavy blanket. The sky above him is an endless yet inviting deep blue, only broken up by a few clouds that look as soft as sheep's wool. Far below, the river flows ever onward with salmon, cod, squid, and one confused guardian occasionally breaching the surface. From up here, the river looks calm, but Skizz knows from building his bridge that there are some mean currents in there that should not be underestimated. Somewhere nearby, a few birds are having a riveting conversation, adding a soft song to the air's choir. Said choir may be getting pretty busy, but it's far enough away to lull his mind as a deep breath leaves him and he sinks into his seat.

He's been working for a while now, huh? In fact, he hasn't really stopped working since he joined. And if he was not working, he was hanging out with his friends and being social. Or hunting them, but hey, that's a social activity too! …But he hasn't given time to himself. Time to sit around and just exist, time to let the server in and let it take him on a stroll. Time to reflect on how utterly humble and grateful he is for getting to be here. But now, sitting on the top of his proudest creation, he gives himself that time as his mind falls quiet.

…

He doesn't know how long he sits there until his lazily wandering eyes catch on something new that guides him out of his trance. There's movement in Pixelpulse Valley. A yellow blob walking around the big grey plain that hasn't yet had any buildings erected. Ah, it has to be Impulse! There's no one Skizz knows who wears those gaudy shades of yellow and actually pulls them off!

What is he doing, though? Maybe planning out a new building? Or he could be experimenting with some contraption for Metro Mayhem? The curiosity that bubbles under Skizz's skin is irresistible and he fishes out a spyglass from his inventory at lightning speeds. Bringing the well-loved tool to his eye and focusing back on Impulse, he instantly notices that there are no blocks placed out, making the contraption theory unlikely. Same with the building theory, since his cyborg-y best friend doesn't have any blueprints or even blocks in his hands. Instead, a shiny Netherite sword rests in Impulse's grip as he goes around…tapping the stone with it? A questioning noise leaves Skizz as he watches his best friend carefully poke block after block like one of them is suddenly going to explode. Strange, which just makes it more interesting to investigate!

He stands back up and stretches out his wings yet again to prepare for flight. He catches himself though, and his gaze roams one more time over the view around him. He manages to spot more colorful moving blobs on the ground, which must be other Hermits going about their business. Above him, a rocket goes off, and he watches Tango glide over him, aiming for his factory too far away to see. A grin carves itself into Skizz's face. He may not have gotten much people-watching done today, but there's now no doubt that the peak of his pyramid is perfect for his hobby. And not just for his hobby either, he reminds himself, but for relaxing in general. He kneels down and pats the now warmed-up quartz.

"I'll be back, buddeah! You and I are going to be hanging out a lot in the future, just you wait." He says to the pyramid before he stands back up and summons "Failguy" from his inventory. With a cheer, he leaps off of the quartz, ready to have some fun screwing with Impulse. The ever-mischievous Hermitcraft is right behind him, aiming the breeze to make sure the newbie knows that it, too, enjoys the rush the Hermits provide.

[natelawtism]

"Authentic" | an oc x canon fic

GUESS WHO WROTE ROWNATE FANFIC BAYBEE!! Forgive any errors or mischaracterization.... It's midnight

This fic includes JB! It's a conversation between JB and Nate about Rowan. JB decides to spend the day with Nate because she doesn't get all the fuss Rowan is making over him

“Ugh. I still don't get it!”

“Get what?” Nate raised an eyebrow, giving JB a judgemental look.

The girl shrugged, “What Rowan sees in you.”

“What??” the boy's eyes widened, surprised at how casually JB spoke.

“I mean, I tried to ask him! But he wouldn't tell me. Said something about ‘not wanting to put you on my radar',” she put up air quotes while she spoke, “so I was like, whatever, I'll find out myself. But even after spending the day with you I still don't get it!”

“I'm sure you don't,” Nate rolled his eyes, “because unlike you: Rowan is nice.”

“Oh?” JB’s eyebrows raised, “do tell. I mean, I'm the nicest and hottest girl on campus.” She spoke with her usual shit-eating grin and leaned on her palm for dramatic effect, knowing she wasn't very nice at all.

“Yeah. He isn't nice to be performative or anything, he just is.” The words came to Nate pretty easily, though he had to pause to collect his thoughts. “He's kind to people without a second thought and actually cares about what I have to say. Unlike someone.” He makes a point to indicate that he was targeting JB.

“What's the fun in that?” JB was confused hearing Nate even though she had experienced these things before, “Not gonna lie, I assumed he did it with y'know… ulterior motives.”

“That's the thing. He does it like it's second nature.” Nate’s expression began to morph into something almost fond. More introspective than his earlier statements, though you could only notice it if you were really looking. “He always considers people and tries to do small acts, even when it takes out of his day. He always tries to talk to me. He's not judgy. It's like he doesn't even think about it.”

“Doesn't that just make him a try-hard?”

“I guess. But he’s trying. He's always trying, no matter what it comes to. It's hard to find someone who will listen to you like that. He ends up absorbing weird knowledge about people, just because he listens.”

“I think he might just do that because he wants to get into your pants.” JB laughed at her own joke.

Nate, however, did not find that as funny. His expression immediately broke back into his usual anger. He knew he shouldn't be surprised at the girl’s comments, but it startled him out of whatever place his mind drifted to.

“That kind of stuff is inappropriate!”

“You bet it is-” she changed the topic quickly- “So, how do you know he's not?”

“I guess I don't know for sure, but he doesn't feel like the type to. He's really… genuine. Trust me, I would've been able to see if he was just looking for something like..” Nate seemed to not want to get the words out, “like that.”

“I guess with all the time he spends hanging off of you it'd be easy to tell.” JB nodded, beginning to reach her own conclusions. Nate sure had a lot to say on this boy.

“Even if you can't be, I can say that he's very authentic. I think everyone needs more authenticity.”

“I can be authentic!” The girl argued.

The boy looked at her skeptically, “I doubt it.”

“What's so authentic about him anyway?” In truth, JB knew Rowan enough to know that was true. She just wanted to see how much she could get Nate talking about him, as this day was already past boring.

“Almost everything he does. The way he tries, his love for things, how he expresses things. He's someone who can put his whole heart into a task.” Like it was magic, Nate was back into that far-off place. JB wasn’t sure exactly where his mind was, but she knew wherever it was had a lot of Rowan in it. “Even when he's performing, it still feels like him. Just in a different way.”

JB raised her eyebrows, grinning slyly “You really like him, huh?”

Nate squinted at her, his eyebrows down turned “Of course I do. It's natural to, you know, enjoy being around your friend and notice things about them.”

She scoffed, a bit surprised he would say that, but also not surprised that Nate Lawson isn't confronting his very obvious feelings. “Yeah… your ‘friend’. Sure, bud.”

[baddybaddyadardaddy]

BARN SMUT IS BACK, BAYBEE!!!

The orc tugs the Southlander into his lap, his good hand wrapped firmly around the back of her neck, the bad one balled against her shoulder. The lock falls from her hands, the two nails being used as lockpicks stuck in them -

"Help me," he rasps again.

"I almost had it unlocked!" the Southlander protests.

"Not the locks. Not that," he pants.

It's only now that she looks at him, truly looks. He had been shiny with sweat before, but now it's dripping off him, soaking into his tunic. His beryl irises are now mere rims around his dilated pupils. His face is chalk white except for his cheeks, which have flushed violet.

And between her legs, the orc's hips twitch with the barely restrained need to thrust. Like a dog in heat, she thinks - and he is neither elf nor man but orc, so perhaps he is truly in heat.

"I won't be able to control myself much longer," he rasps. "I need - I can do it myself but it will be faster if - " and the bulge tenting his pants brushes against her thigh and he keens.

Like he's in heat, the Southlander decides. She wasn't going to risk him in this state when she freed him, and to leave him like this with the elf commander waiting would be cruel. So she's ensure he'd get it out of his system and then free him.

(And it didn't hurt that despite the scars, he was easy on the eyes. She could feel the strength in his scarred hands and his rolling ihps, but he was trembling with the effort not to hurt her. Straining against every animal instinct for it.)

But how would she free him from the frenzy of lust?

BARN SMUT IS BACK BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW WILL WE FREE THE LORD-FATHER FROM THE FRENZY OF LUST???? (I CAN THINK OF SEVERAL WAYS)

PARTS 1-3 HERE

PART 4 HERE

PART 5 HERE

[jellazticious]

Hello there your Jelliness,it’s about time I say how much I admire your art :D, all of the characters you draw are so expressive and alive, it’s always such a treat to see your doodles ! You’ve got this really unique way to draw expressions that I find so charming, and movements in your comics, how everything flows in such an exaggerated way, oh ! So wonderful ! Plus I must point out how big of a roll you played in the Pepperman community, you’re in my opinion one of the pillars of the community, if it wasn’t for your admiration for this not so popular character, I don’t think there would be nearly as much Pepperman fans as there is now.

Anyway, all I wanted to say is that I think you’re an AMAZING artist, you inspire me in my own work and I yearn to one day reach your level. I wish you all the happiness and stability in the world and that you can keep living off your talent :) 🥝✨

WOW WOW WOW MY MY MY THANK YOU FOR THIS WHOLE THING

HOOH my art is thanks to those 2000s stylized cartoons where the design is everything smsmsksk. AND HOOH 2X Pepperman is the best thing to ever happen to me sjsjdjdn hahhhh I love that loser, y'all should invest in the nobody characters more. Y'know, just so everyone knows sndn, there's this community in Tumblr that's solely for Pepperman fans, do check it out if you wanna see some extra shit I've been up to lol. But also I wanna gatekeep it, no joining unless you're a true Pepperhead 😤😤😤 it's called the Pepperman FANCLUB, not "people who is aware Pepperman exists" club, this is a big deal for me, respect the name wnsndndn. Hooh, it's been so fucking long since I've waited for something like the fanclub to happen.. those fuckers GET HIM

And also like, Kiwi I think you're on the path to "reaching my level" (that is an ego boost for me) you know how to keep the design consistent even if you have to exaggerate the pose for silhouette clarity, das where it all starts baybee, keep that shit up. For most part too? It's all about the passion which you also have so like one day you're gonna blink and realize that you're already improved past your goal

[iridewiththisbe]

Characterizing The Crown of Glass: or How I Learned to Love the Fucked Up Slumber Party

clemposting and palisade partizan spoilers below the cut. Shout out to Rudy and the Boys

Given that we know the crown of glass to be one of the most heavily populated places on palisade as well as a party hangout destination for Millennium Break, WE know that Clementine isn't just insane when she mentioned the slumber party. She just totally flubbed the delivery. Rolled a 2 on Performance. Beefed it in front of the rival.

But she is totally right. She KNOWS what millennium break people get up to in the crown of glass. The benders, parties, the debauchery. She has eyes like, fucking everywhere now that I think about it. And she loves it because it's her little kingdom that these revolutionaries get to frolic in. It is the source of her pride and a microcosm of what she would do if... no... When she seizes Stel Kesh, and therefore, the principality(her thoughts).

Which is made all the more hilarious and horrifying that Millennium break, specifically the Blue Channel, gave her the key to unlock the power of the Iconoclasts. Is she grateful for this? Perhaps. But there's so little surviving information about the incredible beings of truths outside of Divinity that she's just gotta wing it and make a bunch of em and see what sticks. Hey that one looks like a squid doesn't it. Time passes, and Ope, Horrors walk the streets now. Axioms, we're pumping out Axioms now baybee. They all look hella weird when you're stumbling between bars drunk as fuck. Some of them are kinda cute like when the creepy kids in the horror movie draw fucked up shit. Eldritch doodles. Freddy fazbear. She thinks she's a goddamn genius with the kinds of iconoclastic beings she can make and fully control. Axioms, not so much but she can understand what they Do (they just Are).

Then when the opportunity arose to take the pride of Kesh. She seized it. But not only with iconoclasts. She also led The Armed Forces of the Crown, Millennium Break Joint Forces, and her very own personal squad (guess what she named it) to utterly vanquish the Whitestar fleet. Or maybe she just distracted the main fighting force long enough to sneak behind them and capture Lander One. I wonder where we've seen that gambit before.

So when she said slumber party she really did mean girl's night at the crown of glass. That's what it does best. She's flying Gucci there right now playing Barbie girl on the sound system. The sound system is The Kestrel’s internal vocal chamber by the way. It sings.

[sheepiemc]

If it’s canon in the sheepiemc verse that Diavolo develops new ideas for RAD through human movies, how do you think he’d react to watching bring it on, or something cheerleading adjacent?

i've been thinking about this since i got it yesterday but i wanted to finish the next chapter's draft bc i was on a roll this is SO FUN

i had it in my head that RAD had cheerleaders for fangol but i think i absorbed that from some fics bc there is no mention of them on the wiki SO WE GOT FREE REIGN BAYBEE (also forgive me i haven't seen the movie in a hot minute)

SO YOU SHOWED DIAVOLO BRING IT ON

📣 now obviously there's gonna be a RAD cheer competition

📣 sure no one really knows how to put on a cheer routine but that doesn't really matter when you have magic and a dream

📣 so Diavolo obviously can't participate himself so he judges alongside Barbados and MC

📣 also obviously the little cheerleading outfit is a HUGE part of the appeal of this idea so i made a chart

📣 OBVIOUSLY asmo would have no problem gettin in that cheerleading outfit (he probably would design them), i feel like solomon and simeon would have a good attitude about it, and i know i said Diavolo is a judge but you cannot stop this demon from wearing a cute outfit and he deserves it.

📣 in the middle tier, they would all take varying levels of conviction to put on the outfit, but the initial instinct isn't there, right?

📣 and of course, OF COURSE the avatar of pride wouldn't subject himself to the "embarrassment" bc he's a fucking killjoy 😆 he would rock it and he won't even give it a chance

📣 anyway the rest of the school would have to participate too otherwise there would be no competition but who really cares about them

📣 oh my god wait i was thinking they would all be on one team but could you imagine the chaos if they were all captains of their own teams comprised of other demons of their sin 😳 oh my god the DRaMA

📣 now THAT would be juicy... team lust and team pride would be the definite frontrunners, mammon would probably try to cheat thinking there was a cash prize, levi's experience with idol dances actually get him pretty far... can't see team sloth getting very far so maybe belphie would just be on team gluttony by default... team wrath in the running just to beat lucifer... huh... maybe i'll come back to this 🤔

📣 oh no now i wanna design all their uniforms......

📣 what could the prize possibly be that would make all these demons participate in this foolishness? honestly i have no idea 😆 i thought it might be the non-prize of being the official RAD cheerleading team but who of the brothers would actually want that except asmo? maybe dia will grant the winner a wish or smth

thanks for the suggestion!!! this was really fun to think about 😄

[millionsknives]

yes, the plans that i could not share with you (because the haters would sabotage me) were that i was taking on LACC in my vash getup :)

i have so few pictures of myself but i got so many compliments (especially on my arm) and plenty of other people took pictures of me. and normally i don't like attention but i will be honest with u. under these circumstances i loved it. my arm held up really well through 8 hours on the convention floor and i have never been prouder of anything i've made. it's articulated incredibly well, no part of it gave out or required repair, it's never uncomfortable or a nuisance to wear, and i have enough range of motion to do relatively complex things like tying my shoes.

originally i was not planning to try to meet anyone famous because 1) it's expensive and 2) the lines are long and 3) i feel weird and annoying approaching literally anyone for any reason BUT. the spot where i met up with my sister just happened to be right next to johnny yong bosch's table. right when he started signing things. so i said LOL ok i'll do it.

it was super chill, i asked him how it felt to get the call that they wanted him to come back 20 years later for a trigun reboot and he said it almost didn't happen -- that since they recast everyone else for stampede they considered recasting vash as well (and i said WOW i'm so glad they didn't) and he said he really enjoyed getting to come back and explore a darker take (i forget if what he said was a darker take on vash's character, or just a darker trigun in general) but it was briefly surprising 2 me that he considered stampede to be a darker version but i get it, especially when u consider that there is not a lot of comedy in those 12 episodes to balance out the grief.

ANYWAY he was impressed with my arm and i asked him if he would sign my coat :) so he signed the lining but he was also like u know what, i'm gonna give you a second autograph just because. so he signed a print for me as well (free of charge!!) and the print with the blue signature matches my famous paintings that i always film in front of (that's providence baybee)

other stuff from the con under the cut

cosplay notes:

i saw 3 other vash cosplayers (a 98 vash, a stampede vash, and a purple coat vash) and no shade but i definitely had the best arm build. peace and love to all of them though

i saw 1 1/2 wolfwoods. 1 was the aforementioned mullet wolfwood from yesterday's post (ww if you’re out there ww) and the 1/2 was the 98 vash cosplayer’s gf in some kind of goth-ish dress and she was carrying a punisher

mullet wolfwood if you're out there i regret not getting a picture with you so much. i am deeply ashamed and i have no excuse because i ran into you twice and both times i was too embarrassed to ask for a picture. i just want you to know that your punisher was swag and your earrings were yolo and we would look very good together

i expected to see a lot more trigun tbh. los angeles where u at. 4 vashies at a convention of 120,000+ people is nothing. one guy even walked up to me like wow i love ur vash, i haven't seen a lot of trigun at this con and i was like I KNOW i thought i'd see a lot more

theeeee costume of all time award goes to the cad bane cosplayer i saw on the balcony. spare hand in marriage dude (gn) you looked so good

second place for costume of all time goes to the other mother cosplayer who had button eyes and these crazy finger appendages and never once broke character even while waiting in lines

i took 100 points of psychic damage from this one guy who (and im not kidding) was at least 6’4’’ and wearing platform boots and was dressed as the mfing onceler. with the stupid top hat he was fr 7+ feet tall (i saw him duck to get through a doorway).

someone was there as the brawny paper towel guy?? just walking around in a beard and flannel carrying a pack of paper towel rolls?? go off king

i saw 5 nightwing cosplayers but only 2 were biblically accurate (had ass)

the nanami sweep at this convention was so real u all SHOWED UP. and everybody ate. i saw at least 12 nanamis and not one of them was a flop.

i have never seen so many spider-mans in my life

other things:

fig. 1: this extremely hot captain america on a very large poster was about 2 make me act unwise. hi gorjus................................. nice eyebrows

fig 2: i saw this sign a couple blocks away from the con and i did a triple take. 🔥🔥🔥TRIMAX MENTIONED🔥🔥🔥

fig. 3: i saw all 4 hobbits in panel and can confirm elijah wood’s laugh is ten times more infectious in real life. before they were even done sitting down, dominic monaghan switched around all of their name cards so that none of them were seated behind the right name. as u might imagine much of the panel's content was reminiscing about LOTR, but i heard some stories that i hadn't heard before. they also talked about video games, other projects they are working/have worked on, how their kids feel about their dads' LOTR roles, how much they love ian mckellen, and how they would love to see something happen for the 20th anniversary of ROTK this year. sean astin (the legend) took shots at the stranger things writers (basically said joyce could never be happy with hopper) AND EVERYONE CLAPPED LOL. billy and dom talked about the best food in NZ, their show billy and dom eat the world, and the unfortunate events that led to the friendship onion's hiatus. it was a ton of fun to just watch them be themselves with each other, you can tell that these guys are all so fond of each other and love each other so much.

and finally, fig. 4: i bought these beautiful prints from @/batinyourbelfry and the skeletal washi tape from @/skeletalacademia (both on IG)

[liptonrm]

Due to four years of pandemic un-movement and helping one of my agéd parents with their various mobility issues, I've decided to start a low-key exercise practice. Talking about it here because this is a blog isn't it? That's what we do, right?

I looked up one of thse couch to 5k plans and I'm going to take it slooooow. What, I'm supposed to start out with a 15 minute walk? Shows what you know, I'm gonna start at half that time (7.5 minutes, baybee).

Oh, I'm supposed to do strength training every other day? How about some gentle yoga for middle-aged folks. That sounds doable.

Took a walk yesterday. It was cold. Did some yoga today. Drove my cat crazy. Mother lies on the floor? Mother rolls around on her back? Let me help. Mother, mother, you must let me help.

Anyway, here's to getting moving now so that when I'm in my late 70's (if we're still living that long) I'll be able to bounce back a little easier. And maybe I won't take (as many) catastrophic tumbles. One can only hope.